dad

A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back

My dad is in florida

by went to get milk December 1, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .

Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!

by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020

Dad's sisters pussy!

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)

Alex, have you left your Dad's sisters pussy!?. You need to grow a pair and stop camping corners!

by Paxqueer March 23, 2024

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Nega Dad

Verb - To completely obliterate and destroy something, or the state of being obliterated.

"Man, Nikoli really Nega Daded our Dungeons and Dragons Campaign."
"It's too bad, i really enjoyed playing those characters.

by TheWhiteSky December 9, 2020

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

by whydadwhy February 26, 2021