An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 2, 2022
Get the Long Cummug. by icycakes November 14, 2015
Get the long hallmug. noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells
noun; big balls
noun; big balls
by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025
Get the long bellsmug. by UGKDylan October 15, 2020
Get the Dylan long shlongmug. Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
by Whateverselena March 17, 2019
Get the Long headmug. Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY
Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019
Get the Cade Longmug. by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020
Get the Autumn longmug.