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Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
by smexy mar January 9, 2022
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mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.
The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.
by BandNazi May 25, 2007
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treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources
We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then
by treeing July 7, 2018
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Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019
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Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.
Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!
by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016
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