hey shit pants

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"

retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention

Dude, these arent even my pants

by sixpound August 27, 2008

are you shitting in my pants?!

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

by Shinaynay January 16, 2008

that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.

Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."

by chostmaster September 6, 2005

5-day pants rule

In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.

"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."

"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."

by Justin Briggs 1984 October 22, 2006

over the pant peen touch

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.

Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.

by Phillissss July 19, 2007

tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007