golden building

The act of stretching a man’s ballsack out to create a pool while he urinates lightly and you lap the pool of piss like a dehydrated dog.

Shawty pulled the golden building on me last night, Twas the best piss I’ve had in decades.

by AnalKing21 April 12, 2023

golden greeting

an extra sum of money paid to a competent person who has been lured away from his/her organization into one's organization. Such an amount is paid initially, for instance at the time of signing a contract and is over and above the regular remuneration package.

We were able to woo the CEO of our rival company into our company by offering him a handsome golden greeting.

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

by pablo's girl February 3, 2010

Golden Eye

A red eye flight into Europe on a private jet where you work or party without sleeping on the plane.

Too much work to do so we took a golden eye from Miami to London and went straight to a day full of meetings.

by UberGuy June 19, 2021

Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.

I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.

by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023