Dick hoodie

The foreskin of the penis.

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie

by yummytears October 27, 2018

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

Dick confetti

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

by Puntilla August 27, 2017

Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho

by dudperfect February 21, 2019

Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

beast dick

Mehaf’s actual name

Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.

by Madisonjade69666 December 27, 2018

Fickle Dick

A nickname for a guy that is known to have trouble pleasing women. Women often cheat on him because of this.

Hey fickle dick I heard your girlfriend cheated on you.

by JesusMc2 June 20, 2018