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messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
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english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
by filthy_minded April 7, 2017
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snooty chester

The act of sneezing into a persons asshole followed by that person farting the mucous onto a penis and using it as lubricant for a hand job.
Uncle Remus was so pleased to receive a snooty Chester on his birthday.
by UncleRemusss July 13, 2017
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ellie chester

Ellie is a queen. she's perfect and beautiful. everyone loves her. But she's a big Bitch You can't trust her. She's a total rebel doesn't care what she says to people. Hates practically everyone. Would kill you if you annoyed her. She's a party girl. She's fit. Has so many best friends such as Becca kone and Alex curran
by Hdjsjnwsm July 12, 2017
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Urban Chestnut

A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.
That urban chestnut will only drink local craft beer what a loser.
by Pphafa[Phancy patns January 10, 2018
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moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering
I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work
by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017
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Red Chestnut

When a man has sex with a virgin woman, or one on her period, causing blood to get on the mans penis. Before he cums he pulls out and ejaculates on her chest. The man will the rub the blood on her chest as well.
He took her virginity and gave her a red chestnut last night.
by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018
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