April 12

POV: You looked up April 12 cuz its your birthday. All i can say is that anyone born on this day

is the most amazing person in the fricking world. An example: Me.

Jimmy: Its my BIRTHDAYYY!
Joe: April 12? But you're not amazing
Jimmy:WHAT????

by RICE IS YUMMY January 3, 2023

April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

cheeky april

A ‘cheeky April’ is when a girl likes a cheeky finger in the anus during intercourse however she doesn’t like admitting she’s in to it when her friends ask

A cheeky April is when a girl is in bed with her boyfriend she says ‘please slip me a cheeky finger’

When she’s with her friends she says

‘Ooh that’s horrible, why would people do that, it’s disgusting’

by Luckkky November 17, 2018

April

April a tall brunette girl that has dimples super deep and is sometimes Spanish she thinks she ugly and she the most gorgeous person ever honesty -I have no words to explane- she is shy and very smart and if you have a april Never I mean NEVER let her go you'll regret it

"Oh who's that?"asked Aiden "that's April so fu***** hot huh!"replied Andrew "Ima ask her out!"said aiden"HELL no!!!"

by Joc❤️❤️❤️💕 November 28, 2018

Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

April funny

A joke for a fool that's does not have any humor.

He's April funny...

by BBRFDB August 28, 2017

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.

Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?

by NardHipples March 3, 2019