The lady of the tower

The lady of the tower is a villainous fictional character. Her rise near the kingdom of Skylands, as her story tells, is that she lived in a tall tower that beheld all evil in the world. Soon enough, she manages to climb her way into the kingdom and becomes the tyrant that rules over all. Her conquests and destructions bring chaos to the world, and her fate is ultimately sealed and marked by sorrow as she's turned to stone by the god of justice. Her statue is said to be cursed, and anyone who touches it will be driven into madness. The lady of the tower is an interesting character as she begins from nothing and manages to gain everything just for it to be stripped away from her.

have you heard the story about The lady of the tower?

by W31RD December 28, 2024

lady tangle

When three or more women are in a naked pile writhing in ecstasy.

Jordan came home early from work to find his wife in their bed in the middle of a lady tangle.

by EastTexual November 24, 2011

press-lady

a powerful newspaper proprietress.

The press-lady has been arrested by the police.

by uttam maharjan June 8, 2011

moon lady

a fake woke woman who celebrates the full moon with ritzy parties for her rich friends; New Age spirituality used to trap and neuter awakening souls into being more passive in the face of tyranny; extinguishes the ancient flame of sacred rage under the guise of it being "low vibe." also known as a "Yoga Karen"

That Moon Lady sure does eat a lot of caviar

by AWylde December 11, 2023

Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009

ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.

used in meme compilations, like REALLY used in them often paired with the song "baby i'm yours" in normal or earrape.

Guy 1: hey dude, Joe is really cool
Guy 2: who's Joe?
Guy 3: starts playing Baby i'm yours
Guy 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Guy 1: *long breath* J O E M A M A
Guy 2: *is defeated*

by SpookyD00D October 9, 2019

Lady bug

a special kind of person who is lit/cool/fun. This person typically hangs around a girl named molly.

Lalalallaal lady bug! I love you

by Theerealmollygirl June 20, 2022