Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!

This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!

by Tonytoys March 7, 2015

Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.

Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!

by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017

Snow puppy

A white man who is attracted to black women. This is a spin off of the more popular term “snow bunny,” coined by Dr. Umar.

Connor is going out with Shauntelle, he’s really a snow puppy.

by LPtoine1010 May 9, 2024

Snow hoe

A white bitch that is messy as hell and thinks she knows everything. She prolly has two or more children that she don't care for. And her kids are prolly mixed. Because she thinks she is one of the niggers. And will move up in yo house and try to tak over. She will make you care for her kids while she goes and hoes around some more.

Bruh that snow hoe left me with her kids again!

by Chaosbaby14843 August 28, 2017

paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.

It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.

by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Snow Plow

The more 90s, more Canadian version of the Rick Roll involving the 1992 song "Informer" by lily-white reggae fusion/hip-hop artist Snow.

I suddenly thought I might be getting Rick Roll'd when I clicked that article my friend sent, but instead the bastard Snow Plow'd me.

by VerberOfNouns December 8, 2015