Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper

The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!

I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them

My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.

by Gator Bator June 19, 2025

Average Mileven Shipper

a media illiterate smooth brain who has no understanding of the stranger things characters and has no idea how a healthy relationship functions

Average Mileven Shipper: “I ship midleven because I'm twelve years old and lack basic media comprehension skills.”

by milevenisadogshitship September 30, 2025

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

No surrender slipper gripper

The act of inserting a slipper into either the anus or vagina of sexual partner A, after it has been sufficiently widened. Sexual partner B then inserts their foot inside the hole and puts the slipper on hands free. Once the slipper is secured B then thrusts their foot back and forth until partner A achieves orgasm. A very fun way to pass time! Traditionally popular with Northern Irish loyalists, part of 12th of July celebrations!

Person A: ‘What are you trying to do with that slipper?’

Person B: ‘Baby lube up. It’s time for the No surrender slipper gripper’

by soggy foor January 2, 2026