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Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.
i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."
by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010
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Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together
Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!
by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017
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rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.
Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.
by BillyBobJackJill December 14, 2016
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Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
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Rusty Palmer

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
by Schermacide X October 20, 2014
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Rusty Donald

The act of recieving a rimjob while wearing a Donald Trump wig-bonus points if you call her Melania and make her tell you that you have a yuuuuggeeeee penis.
I can believe she wanted to do the Rusty Donald on the first date!
by MorningMemeMaster69 February 8, 2018
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Rusty Dutch boy

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.
by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019
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