rusty spum

When a man has not ejaculated for a large amount of time, typically 4 months or more, his stored semen becomes old. When he finally does release his load, the semen comes out off colored, sometimes yellowish or slightly brown to red. That semen is called rusty spum.

After his extended vacation, Dave's wife found him to have rusty spum.

by IvanaJohnsonInc. January 22, 2016

Rusty Crow

The act of shooting someone to death on a film set with a prop gun nobody knew was loaded.

Did you hear Alec Baldwin gave someone the ol' Rusty Crow? Just like what happened to Brandon Lee.

by AstroZamboni April 28, 2024

Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda

hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.

by that0nefunnyguy January 07, 2019

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

Thrusty Rusty

When a man pegs another man while simultanously jerking him off.

He gave me a thrusty rusty and I came all over my belly.

by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025

Rusty Jenny

A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.

Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny

by El Jefe Diablo October 03, 2019

Rusty baguette

When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.

I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!

by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021