The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.
Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by Digger Dave & OverAmpin Anna October 13, 2010
Get the Cum Catchin Dick-Pocketmug. by Asian Rady January 19, 2019
Get the Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussymug. When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!
Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.
by Bumblehole bridge May 28, 2021
Get the Wetter than an otters pocketmug. A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.
Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.
Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.
Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.
by franq December 4, 2010
Get the 21st century pocket watchmug. A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 31, 2013
Get the Kansas City Pocket Watchmug. When a bitch is being excessivly bitchy, her father fucks her, and her vagina expands so much that pus oozes out and creates pockets in her pubic hair.
by justin&&iris&&morgan December 30, 2008
Get the Pus Pocket Vaginamug.