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Pardon My French  

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.
Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.
Pardon My French by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009
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wreest deep in french

to have your wreests so deep in french you dont know what to do
man i had my wreests so deep in french today i didnt know what to do.

Soapy French Whore 

A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.
Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.

soggy french toast 

A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.

B. to have your period
OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.
soggy french toast by jaim'e December 6, 2007

Hot Tasty French Fries 

1.what you eat when your somewhere with assorted activities,but there lame,so you eat french fries

2.what you always eat at the BK Lounge
1.skatings lame,lets pool our money for some hot tasty french fries and monsters

2.Ima get some hot tasty french fries with my chicken sangwhich

fake french 

Fake French {fayke} {french} -Adjective-
Someone who deliberately creates drama in a sad attempt to make their own life seem more interesting or similar to those seen on TV; OC, Gossip Girl or Laguna Beach.
It is in no way related to the band Le Tigre's song Fake French
Tyla: Ya, I just finished basketball practise and I have to go to the bathrooms to change because the girls change room flooded. I look so stupid in these work out clothes.
Jenna: Well Laylaa is telling everyone that you stayed over at , like, her boyfriends house and had sex with him.
Tyla: She is so fake french and it truely is sad.
fake french by Lolapalooza October 28, 2007

The French 

They are irrelevant and their country and culture will one day cease to exist. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid bastards
Nobody likes the French people

The French are the ultimate hypocrites