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fake french 

Fake French {fayke} {french} -Adjective-
Someone who deliberately creates drama in a sad attempt to make their own life seem more interesting or similar to those seen on TV; OC, Gossip Girl or Laguna Beach.
It is in no way related to the band Le Tigre's song Fake French
Tyla: Ya, I just finished basketball practise and I have to go to the bathrooms to change because the girls change room flooded. I look so stupid in these work out clothes.
Jenna: Well Laylaa is telling everyone that you stayed over at , like, her boyfriends house and had sex with him.
Tyla: She is so fake french and it truely is sad.
fake french by Lolapalooza October 28, 2007

The French 

They are irrelevant and their country and culture will one day cease to exist. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid bastards
Nobody likes the French people

The French are the ultimate hypocrites

Asian style french toast 

A singaporean style french toast is made by rubbing one toast with the chef's dick and balls, so it gets all chill with semen. The other toast is rubbed with the ass so it gets good shitty flavor. This delicacy is particularly enjoyed by people from Singapore and Malaysia.
"hey, did you see the french toast scene in Road Trip? That is an Asian style french toast!"

She speaks french 

Used for someone (essentially females) who’s fluent at sarcasm/ very good at being sarcastic/ a sharp-witted woman
A: Are you having fun at this party?
B: Oh yes I’m loving it, it’s the best day of my life, being sidelined by my very date, standing here all alone, best day ever!
A: Ooh she speaks French!

Fungaled French Fry 

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick
Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!
Fungaled French Fry by Tabinator August 10, 2008

Soggy french-fry 

A male genitalia that will not be erect.
I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.
Soggy french-fry by Prince P July 2, 2011