Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

ghost fart

When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.

John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"

Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>

John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"

Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."

by SkinItBroham March 11, 2014

Whale fart

A fart so awful and of such gargantuan proportion that it clears a room faster than Richard Simmons in spandex!

You are such a whale fart!

by LMC June 7, 2004

sexual fart

To attract a mate with a loud burst of air originating from ones posterior hole. Those with a looser hole are able to produce a more reverberating sexual fart, attracting more mates.

None of the girls could resist Kelly's sexual farts and immediately entered his bed.

by Batman74 November 7, 2008

Cum Fart

The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.

The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts

Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts

by 123 Fake Boner October 14, 2009

Gay Fart

An act of flatulence that tends to smell like semen as if gay butt sex has taken place at one point. Homosexuals tend to enjoy gay farts by flatuating gay farts in one anothers mouths.

"Yo dog I just got my ass pounded hard!"

"No way Steve, I'm so jealous."

"Not to worry my homosexual friend, lucky for you I got a case of the gay farts."

"OH MY LANTA!!! Get your sweet ass over here and fart in my mouth."

"Nothing would please me more."

by Dean McAwesome February 13, 2009

indie fart

a fart that no one can smell except for the elitist of all fart smellers.

jack: hey timmy, are you okay?

timmy: *snickers as he recognizes the smell of his own indie fart*

by i am cooler than you are January 17, 2008