Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook Seppuku mug.John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014
Get the Facebook Blast mug.Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!
Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.
by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017
Get the Facebook Troll mug.A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
Get the Facebook Whore mug.n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
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Get the facebook whore mug.someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.
Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
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