this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 09, 2019
Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.
by Trying to be quiet in my corne May 20, 2023
by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020
Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.
Similar to don't poke the bear but better
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
Similar to don't poke the bear but better
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
by AndiAmesMontez July 28, 2017
Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2023