this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 09, 2019
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Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
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Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.
Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.
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don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.
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don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
by AndiAmesMontez July 28, 2017
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Don't rub it

Don't rub it
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Don't be a pussy

Because pussies get fucked - Satan @S8nStan
Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2023
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