Baby Squirrel

A term of endearment people use to talk about their girl friend or significant other.
Slang term

I'm hanging out with my "Baby Squirrel " tonight.

by Juice Garbajosa January 21, 2009

punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

by Grapico May 31, 2006

Clown Baby

A nickname for the anti-anxiety drug, klonopin. May have originated from an episode of the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," in which the character Charlie was entered in an underground fighting club under the name "Clown Baby," and snorted unnamed white powders.

My shrink thinks I'm too jumpy, so he prescribed me some Clown Baby.

by ClownBaby88 September 10, 2011

Dew Baby

Noun: A derogatory term used to describe mountain children who are raised primarily on Mountain Dew. These Children are characterized by poor hygiene, rotting teeth, and a general disregard for schooling. Proceed with caution as they can be dangerous in pack situations and startle easily.

"Look Lauren, there is a teenage mother beating a Dew Baby over by the shoe section in Wal-Mart. I hope they don't see us."

by Tins for lunch September 14, 2011

Fart Baby

Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.

I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger

by asswizard September 22, 2011

Baby cannon

Michelle Dugger, Octo-mom, Kate Gosslin, or anyone who feels the need to give birth to more than 5 kids.

Michelle Dugger has a rapid fire vagina the way she shoots babies out of her baby cannon.

by Tater Bug October 14, 2009

baby boxing

a cruel cruel sport involving pitting two babies against each other in a boxing ring while spectators yell, eat and place bets. constantly.

the babies fight to the death.

- Hey sugar, got two tickets to the big baby boxing game tonight - fancy it?
- You betcha!!

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003