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your mom goes to college 

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.
idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.

your mom 

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.
So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.
your mom by B-Drac September 16, 2003

your mum 

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.
idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!
your mum by Joey June 13, 2003
Your soft, Your weak, Your a pussy.
Your cake ill beat the fuck out of you. You rather cake it up with your girl then chill with us to blow an L.
your cake by xGeTcRuNkx May 25, 2008

Your mom 

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.
Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.
Your mom by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009

your mom 

People that has no life and bad conversation use it as a combat. People would try to make it sound better by saying extra messed up words
Guy: Sup Faggot
Idiot: Your Mom's a Faggot, Ass.
your mom by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Your death

Verb meaning the act of Mistress...ing.
Yourdeath me again.