Schizo-Wank

Jacking off to a person/character that you’ve made up in your head.

Guy 1: How you doing man?

Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.

Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.

by AutonomicAutist July 9, 2024

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

Tip-wank

When you get excited at the prospect of taking loads of stuff to the tip (recycling centre/garbage/refuse whatever international equivalent).

Oh my god you know what we should do today?

What?

Tip-wank!

Yes!

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.

"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."

by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024

Billy Wanka

A person that rolls up to you and gives a wink, a smirk and a cheek noise. It could mean anything really but if you do this then you are a Billy Wanka. Or you have just given a Billy Wank.

Billy rolled up and gave a Billy Wank.

Billy left a Billy Wanka.

by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.

Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.

by Dbickhead January 29, 2025