Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.

Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat

by anonymous August 27, 2025

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.

There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!

by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025

Twatapiller

A twatapiller is someone who will grow into a beautiful butterfly and f##k off once they have finished twatting about.

A van pulled in front of me while driving straight off the slip road into a full lane of traffic at speed, "What a twatapiller "

by anonymous September 24, 2025

Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator

That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,

by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025