Turtleboy

Turtleboy is a blogger and YouTube personality known for his investigative reporting and strong support of Karen Read. Turtleboy was arrested for being a great investigator and exposing the corruption of multiple law enforcement agencies in Massachusetts.

Did you read the latest Turtleboy blog?

by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023

Turtlechick

- noun

- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her

- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist

- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle

“See the turtle-male bumper sticker on Turtlechick's car? And her turtle-male t-shirt? She's completely and mindlessly devoted to this grifter. Gonna be sad when turtle-male effs her over.”

by Akiko9792 October 31, 2023

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024

turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023