threen

threen is another way to say thirteen
three + teen = threen

"bro, my cousin turned threen today"
"the fuck did she turn?"
"threen. its like thirteen but u say threen"
"shit, got it. my nephew turns threen next week"

by tamarind soda July 12, 2018

Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018

Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

Three-Piece Cage

Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.

"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."

by MJLion October 1, 2018

three syllable damn

The highest compliment. When you looking fine af.

"dayyyyyuuummm girlllll"

~Later that day~

Girl 1: "Oooh sis I got me a three syllable damn today"
Girl 2: "Ooo you musta been looking hawt af gurllll"

by B I C H T December 30, 2018

three

what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown

valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

three fuck niggas

3 people who are in a group and fuck eachother. three fuck niggas.

“hey look over there, the three fuck niggas are making out”

by Ramdon Bitchass March 21, 2019