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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024
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Killing money

Killing money means using lots of money on Unuseful stuff and non-needed items this stuff could be like over expensive stuff don’t be

a Money killer.
I don’t have enough money to start Killing money
by art_life_09 April 16, 2022
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Kill

When you secure a shag from an 8+, No 7's round here boys!
Mumford got a kill last night, She was a 9.3.
by john herd September 24, 2020
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Ezi kill

Means easy kill in the gaming scene.If someone was really easy to kill EZI KILL YA DUDDDD
friend: he was such an ezi kill
friend 2: he was such an ezi kill!
by la cokaraacha January 7, 2021
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rawdog kill

When a man has sex without using a condom, he may refer to it as a rawdog kill
Yo bro, I just got my first rawdog kill!

Damn I wish, my girlfriend still makes me use condoms
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Kill Body Karate

Another words for AIDS. This does not apply to HIV, only AIDS
Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”

Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”

Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”
by AlexDooWop June 22, 2019
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Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!
- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
by GrizzlySkott May 22, 2011
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