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speed Bump 

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
speed Bump by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
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Speed Bleed 

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
Speed Bleed by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Speed Racer Yard Sale 

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
Speed Racer Yard Sale by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

speedspurts 

Coined in the hill/mountain towns in West Virginia. Speedspurts are the red and white barriers that have red flashing lights sometimes and repetitive dingdingdinging along with the flashing lights as they place themselves between train tracks and cars on the road.
I couldn't have raced the train if I wanted to; the speedspurts would mess up the new paintjob on my car.
speedspurts by Xandroyd Pendragon December 17, 2019

speecies 

A sub-group of living creatures dat urinates a lot.
Dudes who love their beer are a speecies all of their own.
speecies by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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Hardknockoutboxing, April north ( DeviantArt or Popeye the sailor video or image) movies that involves speedbag
SPEEDBAG by GALAXYDST March 3, 2020