Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020

chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face

last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise

by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020

swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act

"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."

by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020

Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face

Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up

by vanessaasor May 15, 2020

Silent surprise

The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.

David: *farts silently*

Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”

Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

fleshdog surprise

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm

"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"

by freese daddy August 4, 2020

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020