Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020

Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush

“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”

by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020

rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

Rusty Dougie

Ben Howard

Rusty Dougie...
Ben Howard said his Dougie is rusty.

by KnightRockerX October 16, 2020

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.

After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”

by Seppsters November 19, 2020

Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.

Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.

by Daychick November 22, 2020