Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

purple lapiz

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing

person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*

by Mikokona September 27, 2019

Purple Puppies

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.

He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.

by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

Purple

Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.

“I paid 15 a gram for this purple, shit better hit like a truck”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

Surple Purple

Purple Soap.

Hey Aubrey why is the surple purple

by THEQUEEN2 May 18, 2025

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018