thats what your mum said last night 

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)


Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night

thats what your mum said last night by drako December 22, 2004

ladies of the night 

a group of crazy drug addict with nothing else to do then drink every hour of the day, not work, snort coke, have sex for drugs and to fill the pain they're fathers have caused them. they also cause drama to themselves so they have something to cry about in a weekly blog.

ladies of the night on myspace.com

ladies of the night by fuel to fire October 31, 2006

Saturday Night Live 

A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.

John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11

Saturday Night Live by Jonna Terlockey November 9, 2006

Late Night Shenanigan 

LNS (Late Night Shenanigan) is an expression used when
someone that is married or committed in a relationship, has voluntary sexual intercourse with someone other than his or her lawful spouse.

We haven't heard from Mike all night. He's probably pulling a "late night shenanigan" with that chick he's been banging at his job.

Late Night Shenanigan by HottieConnie December 12, 2008

Boatle Night 

A weekly event, usually a Friday night, when it is customary to purchase a 'Boatle' or alcoholic beverage - usually cider or Buckfast. It is a sacred day when jakeballs can come together in celebration and happiness. It is not uncommon for those involved to drink several 'boatles' untill they become totally 'pished' and then it is time to head out into the street 'furra scrap'.

jakeball 1: Awrite ma man. Wit ye uptae oan Friday night?

Jakeball 2: Eh? Wit ye mean? Same hing we dae every Friday night. It's boatle night! YAAAS!

Boatle Night by Eddie fae Scotlan' August 30, 2007

Friday Night in Leavenworth 

A complete waste of time

dude1: Let's find cool things to say on this website.
dude2: Naw, that's a Friday Night in Leavenworth.

Friday Night in Leavenworth by Leavenworth Guy July 1, 2008

Tuesday Night Dinner Special 

a six pack of beer and a blowjob

"What took Mark so long to get out of work?"

"He had the tuesday night dinner special."

Tuesday Night Dinner Special by Melonie Billy October 2, 2008