gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between

Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck

by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefiniteIyNotoveredInShit September 23, 2021

Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with

Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017

Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020