Man Up Cream 

A fictional product used in phrases in which you intend to challenge someone's manhood, best used in a voice dripping with sarcasm.

Example 1:
Walter: *screams* A wasp just flew right in my face!
Steve: Sh*t mate, maybe you'd like some man up cream to go with that scream?

Example 2:
Walter: Yeah I've been kept awake for about three nights because of my throbbing foot, I stepped on a pin!
Dave: Yeah buddy you might wanna try putting some man up cream on that sh*t.....

Man Up Cream by a tru LAD August 12, 2011

Man Utd

A bunch of total cock-heads who like using players as slaves. They also have to have hundreds of paramedics around thier manager, incase his stupidity leads to chocking on chewing gum.
Somehow manage to play premier league football...

'Blimey, Man Utd really suck!'

Man Utd by Dunno, you tell me October 14, 2008

man vs food 

A tv show were Adam Richman takes on famous food challenges around the world. He basically is a total idiot and jerk and everyone who is high knows he just orders people around on set and tells random people who want to be on tv to do stuff.

For example, "hey little girl, tell the audience at home i'm awesome for eating this 20 lb burger and then give me a high five so i don't look like a douche bag on my own t.v. show, man vs food.

man vs food by Jerrycurlsfrdayz March 16, 2011

man ho 

(1) Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
(2) Justin Timberlake.
(3) What a jealous, jaded gay man wails indignantly at his partner when he discovers he's been getting some backdoor lovin' on the side.
syn: bitch

(1) "That man ho actually thinks that crusty patch of skin on his dick is POISON IVY."
(2) "OH MY GOD! MAN HO IS PLAYING THE ASTRODOME TONIGHT!!!! OH MY GOD!!! *hyperventilates.* *has aneurysm.* *dies.*"
(3) "You tapped that douche bag bitch's ass! YOU MAN HO!!!!"

man ho by 4l3x April 17, 2004

Man Cunt 

The ultimate dickbag, or king of all doucheboxes. A sorry excuse for a man, who often can be found at 24 Hour Fitness with a fake tan and a jar of protein powder sticking out of his ass, grunting and gawking at the ladies to try to get the attention he apparently never got as a child.

Often passes around STD's and thinks he is the sexiest thing to ever strut around the mangina bars he hangs out at, combing the dance floor or bar area for younger broads who don't realize what a fucking loser he is quite yet because these younger chicks lack experience. Super dumbass, who spells shit wrong on his Facebook, and makes headlines or quotes on his page such as, "Keep it real,"or "This is why I'm hot," in addition to pictures of himself flexing.

Basically a disgrace to all men, metrosexual, overly-wrapped up in his own shit, and feels entitled to sex... and makes a big fucking deal about not getting enough sex...even though he sucks major ass in bed. Basically, he put the chick's legs over her head and sticks it in and fucking chills there, being all like, "Is this good for you, babe?" Constantly has to beat off because he sucks at life altogether. Constantly cheats on his dumbass, in-denial girlfriend, and uses words like, "sweetheart" to detract attention from his dirty fucking ballsack and unfaithful tendencies.

"I know the game. I've dated a lot of mediocre man cunt in my day."

"I really wanted to lift that pink, 5lb dumbbell in the dance studio at 24 hour Fitness, but that man cunt is in there humping a jar of protein powder."

"Just wanted to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF. You're a mediocre piece of man cunt...have fun with your sad life and big, gaping vagina."

"I really wanted to use the ab machine at 24 Hour Fitness, but that man cunt is too busy ass fucking himself all over it..."

Man Cunt by CheryltheShitShow July 27, 2009

man up 

Derived from the phrase "cowboy up", meaning "be tough, be strong, act like a real cowboy", which was in use in rodeo circles at least since the mid-1970's. "Man up" means, similarly, "be tough, be a man, do what a man should do." Other derivations, such as "woman up", are common.

Stop complainign and man up!

man up by Aab July 12, 2006

Man Chair 

A sexual position that involves a man sitting down with the woman sitting on his lap as if she was sitting on a chair.

Hey baby, why don't you come take a seat in this Man Chair?

Man Chair by Tim0210 October 22, 2007