scrollers leg

When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.

...anyway way man, I'd better get back to work, I've got a bad case of scrollers leg

by Goat balls February 14, 2025

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 14, 2020

Third leg

a big fat cock that I would love inside of me

Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg

by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024

ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 25, 2015

Twiglet legs

When you have abnormally skinny legs that look like twiglets. Any footwear makes you look like a human golf club! These same people wear skinny jeans

Check out Andrew K and his twiglet legs.

by Captain sala October 09, 2020

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont December 29, 2017