French favor

An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"

Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

french back

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.

bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

French nostril

So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.

Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose

by Koolaidketchup December 12, 2024

french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.

God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.

by annays February 7, 2022

10 in French

10 in French is translated into dix witch is usually used in stream chats to get around guidelines so they are able to say the word dick in another form.

Person in chat: Hey what's 10 in French?
Streamer: *Banning person for being dumb*

by Jesper Carstensen February 18, 2022

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013