A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.

Happy Harry's is to Duane Read of NYC.

Happy Harry's by Blue Eyes February 17, 2005

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tom dick and harry

three young men that can be blamed for gay habits.

your father: "tom dick and harry, my anal area has an itch"
tom dick and harry: "we'll scratch it for you!"

tom dick and harry by simmmy March 24, 2008

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old harry

An unreasonable question in an unreasonable test made by an unreasonable teacher with unreasonable expectations

Would you believe it, the old cunt gave us another old harry.

old harry by Financial compensation March 14, 2017

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Dirty Harry

When a guy has sex in a hostel in Belgium on a school trip where it is clearly visible to several people through a one way window, possibly causing
mental scarring among younger individuals.

Oh mu god that guy is doing a dirty Harry, close your eyes Zach.

Dirty Harry by Erectus Deflectus August 20, 2019

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