tiny star field

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boy: your bio is lame

me: I'll put tiny star field.

by fangstears February 4, 2021

Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 19, 2021

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021

Saturday night fiend

A fully sick cunt

She is truely a Saturday night fiend

by anonymous November 23, 2021

international mr fields day

december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields

”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”

“because bro it’s international mr fields day”

by nightmaredressedlikeapegacorn December 8, 2021

1st Quarter Fiends

The type of people who go crazy both offensively and defensively in the first quarter of basketball, but lack that same energy after that

These niggas dropped 21 points in the first quarter and blocked the shit out of me, man’s are actual 1st quarter fiends

by hotboinxtdoor March 15, 2022

The Guy Fieri

The sexual act of combining the use of ribbed condoms and barbecue sauce as lube.

Jerry: “My boyfriend gave me the Guy Fieri last night!”

Linda: “You should’ve invited me. I wanted a taste”

by Mishinglepuss April 15, 2022