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Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Asian boi with 4.0 GPA and 36 ACT. Also plays piano and has a large dong.
"Ethan! You look very handsome today, Ethan Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Ethan: "shut the fuck up!"
by bigboi1000 October 18, 2020
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Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 4, 2022
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Ethan Learn

A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.
Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
by EthanHall September 12, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.
Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!
by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020
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Ethan

Sexy, Hot, Fine, so goshdarn cute and the most amazing and perfect person in the whole world.
by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025
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Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals
by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020
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