wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.

You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

by ledbatz November 10, 2009

Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest

Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night

by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011

Ra'chesterfari

A conscious music lover from the great city of Rochester, NY.

Did you catch the last Pro-Jam? It was so full of Ra'chesterfari that I think I'm going to fail my next drug test!

by apples anda steveo January 26, 2013

Deep Chesting

The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.

I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.

by xXKokOfJusticeXx May 30, 2013

Frothy Chester

A creampied vagina

Look at that frothy chester!

by Cm24 January 19, 2014

Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.

"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"

by Jonackentha April 7, 2014

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016