6 definitions by ledbatz
A tiny man/gator who lives in the woods of east Tennessee, under old wooden bridges, and is kin to trolls. When it's dark outside he runs up to you, shakes your leg, and then runs off.
by ledbatz February 02, 2006
The school that dope rappers have to send the lame-ass posers back to, so they can study on how to rhyme and flow like tha pros. Coined by rapper Ledbatz, 2005.
by ledbatz September 09, 2005
An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.
"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."
A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 09, 2009