Asshole

A person you like, love, or care about that has pissed you off a lot

My boyfriend was an asshole last night when he kept teasing and making fun of me.

by Ninjalette2005 June 29, 2022

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Asshole

Ernest Au

Ernest is an asshole

by ernestison9 October 31, 2019