Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 2, 2022

Nicolette Altamuro

NICOLETTE ALTAMURO IS THE HOTTEST KINDEST GIRL EVER THATS SO GOOD AT BASKETBALL

Wow, Nicolette ALTAMURO is so hottest and funny! I cannot get pat her awesome defense. She also spits on me sometimes and calls me trash..

by 11111181818181 November 27, 2022

Shota Alta

Shota Alta is a Slang word for Pretty, Capable & Conceited.

“The new boy that goes to our school is Shota Alta asf” said Kierra.

by ShotaAltaKay February 10, 2023

The AlTailer

When a portly ( fat ) bloke can balance on his guts while his missus spins him around and let's her friends peg him.

Me and the girls span him 6 time to get him dizzy so we could give him The AlTailer

by Wingaz March 12, 2023

man alta

english variation of the german words "mann alter", which stands for "dude"/"oooh man"
just a quick way to express how disappointed u are

friend: bro seems like we are losing

you: oooh man alta

by Leifee April 15, 2023

Trent Alta

Guy with a big heart

Oh yea he’s so sweet he’s trent alta

by anonymous May 2, 2023

nevaeh altomare

very amazing and funny. very weird and smells like garlic knots

you dont know nevaeh altomare? its the girl who smells like the garlic knots from pizza hut

by Cioccolatas-gf July 29, 2023