A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
Get the Golden Retrievermug. A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective
by Psutey September 25, 2021
Get the Golden Retrievermug. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."
A variant of Hanlon's Razor
A variant of Hanlon's Razor
1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
by Terkan June 2, 2021
Get the Golden Razormug. by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025
Get the The golden age of Americamug. After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
Get the Decapitated Golden Horsemug. A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....
by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021
Get the Golden compassmug. by Napalm_nugget May 1, 2023
Get the Golden Eaglesmug.