Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

L Statement

1. A statement that is made when while losing an debate

2. (alt) A statement that auto L’s you

👨🏽 ⚖️: Did you kill her ?

🤷🏽 ♂️: She deserved it.
👩🏼 💼: Objection !!! L Statement

by pressinf August 1, 2022

Penn State Nap

To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.

A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.

by xyzzMY August 7, 2022

Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.

I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.

by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 6, 2022

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

K-State

Where every kid goes that has mommy and daddys money

Mommy daddy pay for my college at k-state because I'm to lazy to work that's what you guys are for.

by Daddys money696969 September 6, 2022

Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.

The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022