Social termite

Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.

*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."

by Gordenmastur May 26, 2024

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

by livejoyful August 6, 2018

Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 26, 2022

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"

by lolo.24 November 25, 2020

social cult

a stupid phrase created by Hunter J Saxon

“i’m not invited cause it’s a social cult”

by FakeName27 February 6, 2019

Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020