Facebook Creeped

To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.

I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.

by SaskGirl January 24, 2011

Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.

whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least

by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010

Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.

Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!

by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010

facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.

an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.

by racholudo September 10, 2010

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

Facebook Yes

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.

A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."

by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011

Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.

Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku

by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010