Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

Blank dick

When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.

Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.

by Tiller the Killer May 15, 2019

kentrills dick

Kentrills dick has been in the face of many,many hot bitches, including many milfs, actresses.

Kentrills dick was on a porn video with Mia Malkova, heard he was the main star.

by YourFemale March 8, 2022

Nigger Dick

Usually a guy, white or black. A sleazy bag of shit. Always on the "take".

Fuckin Nigger Dick (N.D.), always smoking my last cigarette.

by Factsman12 December 9, 2022

Garlic dick

A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.

'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'

'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'

by codeye May 28, 2020

dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

Dick weaving

The act of 3 or more men using their dicks to create a basket like weave with there dicks .

Saw 7 men dick weaving at the pride parade god that was gay

by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018