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Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020
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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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Christian

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
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Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.
by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020
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Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.
My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.
by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016
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