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flappy bird 

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"
guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"
flappy bird by NutzHangLoww February 5, 2014
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Humming bird 

A person of questionable mental status involved in gang or mob relations.
Mostly people with hallucinatory or severe personality altering disorders.
Most commonly referred to as hummers or Hummlings.
"Did you see the Humming bird the boss just brought in? I heard he was quite the catch"

"Maybe we can get a sober hummer to fight in the ring, they can get pretty crazy"
Humming bird by Xxcron July 5, 2014

Great red bird

the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...

Wounded Bird 

Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.

Synonomous with: "Rebound".
Usage: "I'm not interested in taking on another wounded bird."
Wounded Bird by asylus July 17, 2007

Omaha Bird Feeder 

One person (male or female) coats his/her anus with peanut butter. A man then penetrates, performing anal sex with the peanut-butter-clad person. Next, the first person sucks the peanut butter (and whatever else) off the man.

The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.

Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
Bruce loved bobbing away at an Omaha Bird Feeder, but his partner would have preferred it if he'd offer him a San Francisco Bird Feeder once in a while.

"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
Omaha Bird Feeder by JBeano September 29, 2011

Early Bird Special

When you jizz on someones face to wake them up
Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!
Early Bird Special by Masty Bate January 8, 2010