your face is chase

when your so ugly your face ran away and you have to chase it

billy : dom your a faggot
dom: your face is chase
billys attacks no longer damages dom

by somekidoncrackerdoodles August 7, 2019

Your gramps a tramp

An insult of the highest degree worse than your granny tranny

John: Your dad lesbian
Bill: Your granny Tranny
John:your Gramps a tramp
Bill:Rethinks life decisions then dies

by AsianFreedomFighter March 11, 2018

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

I'm your huckleberry

19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.

"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."

by Xcott October 7, 2006

Here's Your Sign

A phrase coined by comedian Bill Engvall. The 'sign' should be worn by stupid people baring the warrning that they are infact stupid. When someone does something stupid, you can simply tell them 'Here's your sign...'

In the lost luggage section of an airport...

Bill Engvall: She said, "Can I help you?" I said, "Yes ma'am, you lost my luggage." She looked me right in the eye and said, "Has your plane landed yet?" "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience! I'm just checking on it! Here's your sign."

by TackyJello July 1, 2004

Nize Your Beak

Slang way to tell someone to shut up, commonly used to replace vulgar, or obscene phrase such as Shut The F**K Up. Unknown by Teachers.

Arturo: Yo, Mark you're so ugly!
Mark: Nize Your Beak! Have you looked in the mirror?
Arturo: Yeah, what about you?
Mark: I said Nize Your Beak!

by FAM27 November 30, 2017

your days are numbered

a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.

You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.

by Bogan Bob May 21, 2004