facebook whore

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.

Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."

by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011

Facebook Yes

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.

A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."

by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011

Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.

Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!

by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010

Facebook Celebrity

a person who brags daily on Facebook about how much money they have, but they have never bought a house or luxury car.

"Girl, he's a Facebook Celebrity! Did you see the pictures of his stacks posted on the News Feed?"

by tori95live September 5, 2011

Facebook Blast

When everyone posts the same post at once

John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"

by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014

Facebook Troll

Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!

Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.

by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017

Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.

whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least

by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010